Yes, folks, I have found it. I know that some assume that anything to do with Starbucks is "liquid crack", and, to a certain degree, I have to agree. I simply cannot pass a Starbucks without getting a little something to recharge my beaten down body. Who knew that toddlers could make your body feel as though someone has been dancing the Irish jig while pulling apart your limbs? Who knew? Who knew that I would look in the mirror and gasp, " I don't even know who that person is." Yup. Did that last night. And then cried. I used to be able to even put the trash out without makeup. Now? I don't dare because my neighbors might mistake me for a zombie and call TAPS to investigate the neighborhood for paranormal activity.
Anyhoo, everyone who is anyone KNOWS that I have a bit of an obsession with anything to do with pumpkin pie. Thanksgiving came and passed and I indulged like none other. It has to be illegal in some states as to the amount of pumpikin pie I consumed. I think it started to come out of my pores. I was sweating pumpkin pie as I ran on the treadmill. So after Thanksgiving I thought I was safe from the extra 20 or so pounds I put on LAST year due to pumpkin pie, because the season was officially over.
Who knew pumkin pie had a "play-off season?"
The good news is that this "pumpkin eggnog" is a "limited edition". The bad news? Is that it tastes EXACTLY like pumpkin pie and is made with REAL pumpkin. I can DRINK pumpkin pie. Hence LIQUID CRACK. I've done everything from adding it to my coffee, to pouring it over my cereal. I could seriously drink this stuff by the gallon. And it has run across my head more than once to fill up my water bottle so I can drink it while I run on my treadmill. Oh lord, how long does "limited edition" mean??
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