Pet Peeves: Puke Edition

You wanna know how to eat me up inside and have rage pulsate through my body??

Go ahead and get drunk at my house and puke ALL OVER my carpet AND my couch..So much so that I am sitting here writing this and I can SMELL IT.  I don't know if I can ever eat again in this room.  

I have a lump in my throat and am trying to keep down the TEA I just drank because I am so deathly afraid of puke and everything to do with puke.  You can just imagine my reaction when this all went down last night.  I just about jumped out of my skin and broke out in a sweat while screaming for Chris to "deal with this".  And then I camped out in my kitchen listening to the drama unfold as my stomach did gymnastics and my skin developed goose bumps.  I shivered and seethed.  Who does that?? Just goes and pukes on someone's ANYTHING as an adult?  I could see if it were a toddler..But for god's sake..GO TO THE BATHROOM.  That would have been bad enough for me.  I would have bleach the living heck out of my bathroom, but hey, I could deal with that.  Guess what?  YOU CAN'T BLEACH A COUCH. or a ORIENTAL RUG (or should I be calling it an Asian rug...Is that political correct, or am I being overly dramatic?)

I simply COULD NOT look into the room.  Then I got mad.  Still mad.  Very mad because I can smell someone's PUKE in my LIVING ROOM.  I just may have to learn to permanently breath through my mouth.

As for getting the smell out?? I am so temped to freaking throw this rug away and buy a new one (even though this one is astronomically expensive).  Same with the couch. Get it out of here.  And the puke is/was on my favorite part.  Get rid of it.  Dump it on my front lawn with a sign that says "free."  So what if we haven't paid it off yet? That is how much I despise puke and everything to do with puke.

<sigh> Where am I supposed to watch tv now?? On my floor? Oh WAIT! That has puke on it TOO! omg. I'm headed straight for another panic attack.  And without my DVR.   

Comments

[Aleah]

You know how I have a puke phobia too! So I totally feel your pain. I have a few words for you: Nature's Miracle. Then...steam clean the rug.

Nature's Miracle is something you can buy in a gallon jug at pet supply stores--it works really well to get pee and crap smells out, so I assume it works for puke too.

[Kickin']

Oh what a memorable evening that turned out to be! I spent a good portion of the night keeping you trapped in the kitchen and away from either the puke in the living room, or the shenanigans downstairs!
Par-tay round three coming up...what's on the agenda this time? :)