Tweaked Out

Ok...I'm a little freaked out right now..

I'm sitting here all innocent and drinking my LAST Diet Snapple Iced Tea (this is a crisis situation...NEED to get to Costcos ASAP!).  Anyhow, I am checking my email after getting home from the gym...Which OH MY GOD.  How step class can be so difficult I have no idea.  Example:  "Right lunges around the world!  Step kick, step back...3 knees, mambo back, shuffle around your base, right basic into traveling hamstrings and then boomerang!" Yeah..And you WONDER why not only are my calves about to rip out of my legs, but my brain is about to explode!  

So, here I am nursing my last iced tea when I notice a new email from Twitter announcing to me that "Fat Bastard" is now following me on Twitter...Whhhhhhaaaaaaat?  Whhhhhoooooo?

So I "click".

I so wish I didn't "click".

After the "click", I find myself staring at this impossibly sumo sized man (expplains he is 350lbs) who claimes "Follow me as I follow the Bro Carb Diet. (huh? I am intrigued) -eating steak, wings, pizza and beer as I lose weight."

Well HOT DARN! 

Here I thought these were the things that were off limits to me as I kill myself at the gym.  Boy, guess I have been doing all the wrong things!  Geez!  Guess I should be munching on some pepperoni right now and guzzling some Sam Adams.  

Please hold while I order the biggest pizza for lunch, eh? Why not some wings on the side?..I NEED to get healthy and lose a bit of flab I have going on.  And for dinner, bring on the steak..Gosh, this diet is going to be impossibly hard, maybe I should follow "Fat Bastard" for some motivation and support..No?

Comments

[flutterby]

LOL actually if he's low carbbing, it's fairly easy to fit all those things into the diet. Within reason. I lost 67 pounds with my own version of low carb. And anyone who knows me can tell you I did not give up beer... or margaritas. Or vodka... but that's a whole other story.