The Plague

So I really have a ton to write and tell you all about...I really do.

But here's the thing.

My house is filled with THE PLAGUE.

Yup.  THE PLAGUE has ripped through my house with a vengance, leaving in it's wake sinus infections, double ear infections, bronchitis, larengitis, sore throats and a side of pink eye for good measure.

I have Lysoled every possible surface of my house.  My house smells Lysol fresh (I think..I can't smell, so I have to assume with the amount I have sprayed).  I can't imagine ANYTHING is living around here, but apparently we have encountered some sort of MEGA PLAGUE that refuses to be shut down by conventional methods.  I really wish that Lysol would make "bombs" so I could fumigate my entire house.  C'Mon! They make insect bombs! Why not Lysol bombs! Maybe the MEGA PLAGUE would bow down to the Lysol Bomb.  Maybe I should make my own.  I can't breathe already, so it's not like I would be damaging myself further. 

I have a pharmacy of antibiotics on every surface of my kitchen and cough drops in my candy jars.  I think I've changed all of our sheets about 5 timmes in the past week.  That's a whole lot of laundry!  And I can't even move!  It's like running a marathon going up and down the stairs. 

And I can feel my muscles deteriorating as I haven't been to the gym in 8 days.  All that work of kicking my own booty for the past month and now the MEGA PLAGUE is kicking it instead. 

So here I sit with Rainbow Bright coming out from all holes of my face. 

And I have SO MUCH to tell you all! I really do..But now I'm off the Pine Sol the house (Sorry Lysol...Until the bombs come out? You're no competition for the MEGA PLAGUE).

Comments

[kickin']

i feel your pain...there's a ridiculous amount of sickness going around at the moment! the cashier at cvs must've thought i was a hypochondriac, as i'm buying sudafed, cough syrup, tissues, zinc, vitamin c, and any other herbal remedy product i could get my hands on! and i can't even call out of work this week!! feel better so we can celebrate this weekend!