An Open (Preppy) Letter

Dear Deliciously Preppy Lady at the Park,

I found your adorable pink sandals (after much blood, sweat and many tears..but anyway).  Bonus? I got them for 40% off plus an additional 20% with my coupon and a $10 gift card.  Yep.  I paid $8.99..And you paid about $60..give or take...

Now my feet look just as delicious.

Now to find your oh-so-charming green polka dot skirt....Because I can't stop thinking about how CUTE it was with the pink flip flops.

But I will never wear white cashmere in summer.  I just think you had a fashion faux pas there..Didn't ya?  And pearls?  Not to the park..Or perhaps I'm just jealous.