OK. I am a pirate today. Somehow I either have something in my eye or it's scratched. Either way it's all puffy, red and watery. So my answer?? I still have patches from my three year old's last "pirate themed" birthday party.
I think I should sport one. Hey. If can't wear my eye makeup..then I need to wear the patch. Hey. I ALWAYS rock eye makeup. Why? Because I look like an 11 year old without it. Even if I'm sick and coughing my lungs up and living in sweats (cute sweats..mind you) best believe that I will still be wearing my cream eyeshadow and eyeliner..And quite normally, mascara.
So now that I can only wear eye makeup on one eye and look lopsided. I choose to play pirate for the day.
Wonder how they will respond at the restaurant I will be going to tonight with a friend. Should I throw in the "pirate accent"? And order rum at a Vietnamese restaurant? Yes? Done.
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